Ryan Reynolds syndrome

A man so attractive, everyone is sexualy attracted to him, regardless of previous sexuality.

"That dude was so hot. Dude gave me Ryan Reynolds syndrome.

by DragonDino21 May 19, 2023

joe ryan

joe ryan is the male version of joe mama mainly used as an insult

Person1. cant believe your dad died

Person2. yea sad i will miss him
Person1. maybe you can get ryan to help you
Person2. who is ryan
Person1. JOE RYAN FUCKED YOUR MOM

by aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhaha November 29, 2021

Ryan

Ryan’s are sometimes mean but are so lovable.ryan means you are super smart and y’all. Ryan's have at least up to 3 kids.

Ryan: “do you need help on your homework”
Cristina: “yes daddy”
Cristina: “thank you”
Ryan: “your welcome”

by cc_litt_queen July 12, 2019

Ryan

You will want to kick a soccer ball at his tiny head. Has no brain so head is small. Biggest ashole ever. Just want to kick a soccer ball at him.

Ball=Ryan’s Face

by The Kid who hates Ryan February 12, 2019

Ryan Louise Smith

1.) A beautiful, amazing, unique, genuine, rare, laid back, down to earth, bad ass, sexy, fun, gorgeous, one of a kind, and absolutely breathtaking woman who is covered in tattoos, has several body piercings, has GIGANTIC breasts, and never has the same hair color for longer than a week! You can either consider yourself incredibly lucky or be totally screwed when crossing her path! If you're counted among the select few she calls her friends, consider yourself lucky and blessed! But if you piss her off or are her enemy, be afraid.. be very very afraid!!

2.) The insanely hot wife of Josh Fucking Smith!

~Yo bro, I saw the hottest, sexiest, most beautiful woman I've EVER SEEN today! •Oooh, you must've seen Ryan Louise Smith!!

by Zero Omega Morte June 28, 2021

Ryan

A small human-like creature that resides primarily in the sewers on Nelson BC, spends its time playing Fortnite and brawl stars with its little rat hands. Over the past 25 years the species has evolved to see in the darkness and to see better in the blue light of their phone screens. They are feral beings, so if you come across one be wary as it's always mating season for a Ryan.

I passed a Ryan on the way home and It almost bit me!
You look like a real Ryan today. Did you sleep well last night?

by John Porkie Workie March 5, 2025

Ryan

Someone who likes to kiss mens butts. He will moan his ass off every time he has the chance

My friend Ryan kissed me.

by FuriousBeastNog November 10, 2019