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Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.
Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.
by shukun May 5, 2021
mugGet the Milkmug.

Milk him in the nest

To make sure you treat your man right while you in return will not receive dick.
“It’s what you didn’t do for him. Goin to bed then she’s gonna milk him in the nest.” - Mmh yeah boii
by Yeaboii6969 October 10, 2020
mugGet the Milk him in the nestmug.

Gutter milk

She deepthroated me until I sprayed my gutter milk all over her face.
by Taco Trash December 11, 2020
mugGet the Gutter milkmug.

ramen milk

the nickname Rami Malek fans gave to him as a joke because no one knows how to pronounce or spell it his name correctly.
friend: did any of your favorite actors get an oscar this year?
me: yEa oMg rAmEn mIlK gOt oNe hEs mY faVoRiTe aCtOr
by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 September 10, 2019
mugGet the ramen milkmug.

get the milk-shakes

Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.
I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!
by QuacksO December 4, 2024
mugGet the get the milk-shakesmug.

testicle milk

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
mugGet the testicle milkmug.

The milk man

My mom's black and white toy she puts in her spiecal spot
Me-"Nice toy mom"
Mom-"Fr he's the milk man"
mugGet the The milk manmug.

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