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holy fucking pig shit batman 

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"

GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF 

It might sound harsh but in modern internet slang it actually means "I love you and i was wondering if your wanna date me?"
person a "hey we haven't talked in a while what's up?"
person b "GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF"
person a "absolutely, I love you too!"

shit pickle fart fucking 

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.
We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!

Knee Fucking

When you're sitting on a stool at a crowded bar and people pass by you and your knee ends up either in their crotch or ass.
1: Yo I just knee fucked that chick with the big ass. She was wearing a fucking thong too.
2: Aw shit man, I just keep knee fucking guys...in the scrote.

squid fucking 

When a male cannot get erect during sexual intercourse
Jimmy, why won't your Molly wopper solidify? Is this squid fucking? :O

shit fucking 

the ancient art of taking a shit while fucking a girl in the ass
i learned how to do the shit fucking technique by my grandmother
shit fucking by dean gilberry February 15, 2017