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Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)
by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020
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shit tossed

getting extremely intoxicated by means of consuming large amounts of alcohol and getting really rowdy
Hey BAM when we get done with this we have to get mad shit tossed.
by MRPW May 16, 2008
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pebble shit

when you shit a very small amount (pebble like)
A girl I know took a pebble shit in her pants, it seeped through onto the hotel linens.
by PebbleShitSista April 22, 2018
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shit martini

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
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shit bounce

“Dude I was making out with some chick at a party but then the cops showed up.”
“That’s a shit bounce. Was she hot?”
by OG Slicky January 29, 2018
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Skidded shit

A skoody big shit that takes all of your buttcheeks and breath and it also makes ants crawl in your asscheeks And this can happen to male and female so when your having sex beware of the shooting shit and it can make you feel nasty and like your covered in shit.
Man I took a skidded shit.
by Bigtrek March 25, 2019
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shit spackler

One who Spackles the toilet bowl with explosive shit. See also shit spackle
"Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"
by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017
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