penis cleaner 

a q tip type device that is shot out of a tiny pistol like mechanism straight into the penis hole, it is also known as the male tampon

aye man, im feelin kinda leaky rn, do you got a penis cleaner?

penis cleaner by shlonkylover February 21, 2021

penis up 

it like push ups but you are using your penis like hands and it make your penis buff

I will do over 9000 penis ups

penis up by anonymous February 23, 2021

penis fold 

when a man with an uncut penis has their foreskin fold and point the pee hole at one of his legs

me peeing and gets some on my leg: AHH FUCK MY PENIS FOLDED

penis fold by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Penis highjack 

When a woman bites the penis of during a blowjob and puts is in her vagina like its hers

Friend 1: I had to go to the hospital when my penis got bit off
Friend 2: so did your girl commit the penis highjack
Friend 1: I'd say so...

Penis highjack by The highjacker June 3, 2021

Penis Neck 

An unintelligent and worthless human being.

Kevin Lindsay is a penis neck

Penis Neck by DDDD437 June 17, 2021

Penis pump original 

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

Penis pump original by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021

penis racing

penis racing is an official racing team founded somewhere in ireland or something idk. anyways fuck off

penis racing team best racing team in the world

penis racing by SteinsSpar July 7, 2021