penis blender

The act of inserting 3 penii into an asian woman.

Me, Trey, and Ray Ray ran a penis blender on Suzi Suzuki.

by thejameshimself July 25, 2006

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Penis Wrinkle

An insult, refering to a wrinkled Penis

You Penis Wrinkle!

by Midex August 2, 2003

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Inverted Penis

When someone has a penis that is so small that it actually looks like the penis is heading inside the body.

--mostly found in asians

That kid tyler has an inverted penis.

Dude i hear that the new asian kid at our school has an inverted penis

by thiskidlovesurbandic December 6, 2009

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Square penis

A penis that is square and not round as per usual.

"How did you get a square penis like that? Plastic surgery?"

"Your mom's got a square pussy, maybe it's because your dad's got such a square penis!"

"I have a hard time fitting your square penis in my normal "round" vagina."

by Ciraz August 18, 2013

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turtle penis

someone that takes a long time to get laid.

My brother is 21 and hasnt gotten laid yet, so he is a turtle penis

by olbaid222 October 11, 2009

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Awkward Penis

Something that is very awkward and deals with awkward male sexuality situations.

Close fists and place them side by side, and move your pointer finger out then curl it back in like a limp penis and say awkward penis.

He had a tiny penis, I couldn't even tell if he was in..

(Hand motion)Awkward Penis!

by Hanie123 December 6, 2009

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