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womansplain

Verb:

1) When a woman, talks down to (or lectures) a man, who was accused of talking down to a woman. See: hypocrite.

2) A typical female lecture, or state of nagging. A female’s way to proclaim moral superiority (even though sleeping with unlimited men, is supposedly liberating). intentionally humiliating or emasculating a male.
1) Her: I wish you would just, like, uhmm stop, like, mansplaining that I spent your money. You keep, like, telling me stuff that, like, I already know!

Me: Really? You’re going to womansplain that I don’t have the right to question what you spent my money on? You gold digging whore. Tits or GTFO!

2) Her: You men are so privileged. You’re lucky to have a catch me, because I’m a beautiful princess and you need to start treating me like one. Just remember, I can have any man here that I want!

Me: We’re at your family reunion! WTF are you talking about? If you’d stop womansplaining all the time, I wouldn’t treat you like an entitled, stuck up...
womansplain by Nick Harbeston April 17, 2020
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Womanizer 

Thinking about being one or thinking like one doesn't make you one, just like thinking about being a musician or thinking like one doesn't make you one. People who dont have much self control dont usually separate thoughts from actions, since they dont have control of their own.
The guy thought about being a musician all day long, but until he acted on his thought of being a musician by making music, he would never be a musician. The same applied to a guy who thought about being a womanizer, a salesman, a teacher, or anything else. There was a difference between thinking something and reality.
Womanizer by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020
A young girl who seems to act or look like a woman more than a young girl, whatever your interpretation of this may be.
I'd expected to struggle babysitting this little girl but to my surprise it all felt more like just keeping company with some womanette.
Womanette by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Womanizer 

Means just about anything any female says it means.
That guy wasnt just flirting or trying to be something other than abrasive with those females, he was really fucking every one of them in real life (while he was already with somebody that he knew wanted to be with him), it wasnt just a bullshit rumor. There is no other way to think, and there is no questioning the rumor to get to the bottom of it. If somebody says he's a womanizer 50 times, that must encapsulate him since they said it more than once. And if a female says the sky is green, theres no questioning it, green is the new normal color for the sky.
Womanizer by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Womansplaining 

Similar to mansplaining, but instead of patronizing dialogue, she feels the need to explain her emotions and/or reason for her stated comment.
Usually happens when a woman feels the need to reconcile after her statement.
Ex. A
Coworker 1 : After John said “how much longer?”, Sally gave a long explanation on all the reasons for the wait instead of just telling him the time.

Coworker 2 : “Oh she was just womansplaining.”

Ex. B
Guy_gamer-1 - “Give me free stuff.”

Girl_gamer - “How many times is this guy gonna ask for free stuff?”

Guy_gamer-2 - “Damn why you say that?”

Girl_gamer - **very long description on how many times the guy_gamer-1 has asked for free stuff and goes on to explain how she was feeling for each of those times**

Girl_gamer - “Now he knows not to do that again.”
Womansplaining by Bubby Johnson November 6, 2020

Womansplaining 

Mansplaining, except when women do it to men
Did you see Rebecca she fully just started womansplaining to Jake
Womansplaining by GaySonic November 11, 2020

Womanate 

When a female goes about her domesticated ways...
She went into the kitchen to womanate.
Womanate by MommaDani November 22, 2020