Punchy

A bad-ass who knows how to throw a punch. Simply put, this bad-ass knows your abs allow you to connect the force generated by all your limbs into one powerful punch. Punchy lives by these steps:
Steps
1. Get in position. Keep your chin down and your hands covering your face, like a boxer. ...
2. Push off with your back foot and set foot. ...
3. Quarter-rotate your jabbing shoulder as you throw the punch. ...
4. Keep your other hand up to guard your face. ...
5. Bring your jabbing arm back to the starting position.

TJ Fischer from Cali is one bad-ass Punchy he knows how to knock you on your ass with one punch.

Punchy will beat your ass down!
If anybody is feeling punchy today kick some ass, just don't fuck with the original Punchy.

by MojoJoel February 9, 2019

Puncheesey

A cheesey pun

My grammar packets are puncheesey.

by A fourth grader March 25, 2019

punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019

Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Punched

When you smoke a fuck ton of weed and you’re beyond high.

BRO I JUST RIPPED THE FASTEST BOWL AND I FUCKING PUNCHED RN

by Jaetel the G February 18, 2019

Punch gay day

From 5 to 10 July you should knock out gay men, police can't do anything about it

its 5 July,

Soo?
Soo what it’s punch gay day
Ship bro let’s go

by Mofti July 1, 2019