chocolate potato

A disgusting food to eat. Period.

Your not going to want to eat that chocolate potato

by Fjjfrjdh newejjx July 3, 2017

British Potato

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex

"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit

by Putin on my glasses April 18, 2018

evasive potato

a rare canadian that spends most of his time on his ccomputer

hey you see hear that evasive potato last night on overwatch

by linkmaster225 April 18, 2018

sweaty potato

a girl who thinks shes ugly and she is expecially when its hot outside

dude : bro kayla is a sweaty potato
bruh : totally

by Banananananassss August 21, 2017

Stinky Potato

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.

Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.

by Brozac August 24, 2017

pike potato

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.

After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.

by The Scranton Strangler October 7, 2017

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017