Milk

Milk is the thing you're dad never brought to you

My dad left to get milk and he never came back

by Skase 👹 me nevriazis 😠 November 20, 2021

does the chocolate milk jiggle

When you have a fat double chin and you shake it

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”
“Yes” *Starts to grab double chin and proceeds to wiggle it*
“Oh!”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

Roni Milk

Top notch milk from Nepal it is creamy and can come in vanilla strawberry and chocolate and con be condensed

Me:I want some Roni milk right now
Friend:Hold on let me get some
Roni:GET OFF OF ME!!!
Friend:Ok here you go
Me:Thank you

by LITTLEKID!(!(( January 30, 2020

Filtered Milk

Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!

Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.

by Sexyman69sex November 6, 2020

milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

yellow milk

A asians guy sperm

Damn, he shotgunned all that yellow milk in on go!

by A asians guy May 9, 2018