Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 2, 2003

the Red Green Show

A canadian sketch show where Canadian hicks do funny/stupid sketches. It's an okay show

If you like it, I recomend Tool Time

Red Green is a sexy beast

by Idiot Paranoia June 27, 2004

Green Corn Skeetaroni

A sexual move involving the discharge of green pus onto a female's face.

Person 1: Were you at Jessie's house last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude, I gave that bitch the green corn skeetaroni!

Person 1: Did you get any in her eye?

Person 2: Fuck yeah cuz, I hope it gets infected

by JasonSteelflex January 25, 2010

fifty shades of green

A movie starring Srek having sex with Fiona

Did you watch fifty shades of green

by Redhajdkd February 21, 2015

green haired monster

he is a green haired monster and is meann!!! often disguised as a total handsome male maybe with the name luka or smth like that....

omg look its the green haired monster

by greenhairedmonster4life4eva February 9, 2009

Little Green Footballs

What you get when you pick your nose and roll it into a ball and flick it.

The name of a website of nosepickers and snot flingers.

I flicked a litte green football at my comptuter screen.

by MorphDog September 22, 2004

little green footballs

Forum for aspiring Neo Cons. If you passionately despise Arabs, Muslims, Muslims, Muslims, China, Russia, Muslims, a free press, informed debate, Europeans, Muslims, or Democrats this is the place for you.

Q: How does an LGFer commit suicide?

A: They pile up all their hate and jump off.

Little Green Footballs - never knowingly informed.

by Adult Male Blue Grouse January 13, 2005