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Shock the Monkey

As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.
Despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey.
by CJustcallmeC December 7, 2014
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monkey

slang term for a black person, originating from their African jungle heritage, long legs and arms, and monkey-like facial features.
You should of learned your place on the basketball court but you fuckin monkey's never get the fuckin message.
-American History X
by austinrf7 December 14, 2006
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in-bred island monkey

An endearing term for the English. A people who are infinitely proud of the population and size of their island nation however fail to recognize that said size and population may have resulted in a less-than-ideal ancestry. This could be why they have bad food, warm 'lager', ugly women, shitty weather, poor dental hygeine and are possibly the most repressed people on earth. These 'facts of life' are why the English are most often encountered in a pub.
Tom: Those Brits sure like to make fun of us for being Americans.
Bill: Don't let the in-bred island monkeys get to you. They are still mad that we began the fall of their empire.
by Bounty Fucker November 14, 2007
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Monkey Dust

by Monkey_nuts December 4, 2003
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spanking the monkey

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
by doc voodoo January 19, 2003
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monkey brain

Grab the scrotum sac and squeeze it from the base tightening the skin around the testicles. The result is a perfectly formed miniature "brain".
Dude, her stone cold heart turned to hot lava once she seen the monkey brain.
by Bret Austin September 10, 2004
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hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's
by John Smith May 2, 2003
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