Boner

When a guy’s pp hardens because he is turned on by something.

Skye gave Logan a kiss, and Logan got an 8 inch boner.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 28, 2022

vulner boner

Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.

Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .

by Rumham frank April 4, 2016

Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 16, 2024

Rail-boner

A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.

Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !

by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023

Boner Dab

The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.

I will Boner Dab your face.

by Boner Dab January 4, 2017

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.

Jaro is such a mister boner

by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024