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J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
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J Gas

When something is top-notch, whether it be an action, a type of food, or anything really. Commonly used as a more intensive substitute for "gas".
Man that bacon cheeseburger was J Gas.
by Guacqueef February 6, 2023
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J-Blo

j-blo
{jay-blow}

noun

A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.

A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"
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King J

A person who is none of your business.... Going out with Blaire Frost......

See also Blaire Frost and {Alex J
It's none of ya business who I am!!11
by KING J(mandude) May 10, 2005
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j-russin

going to compete in a sporting event, but making up a dumb excuse to not play, because you are afraid of the competition.
Yo how did Phil do against the Compton Warriors

He didnt play

Why?

He was j-russin
by Lucci December 11, 2008
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fermi davish j

She is the beautiful girl that I have ever met she was my first true love . I love her still. I'll never give up on her till I die. Love you fermi

Raswanth Krishna S B
by Darkangelcr7 November 23, 2021
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J*b

Job, but censored

This is basically making fun of both people whom seem to censor every word (because trigger warnings, i guess), and unemployed people. Usually, when you say Job, Outside, or any word that would trigger a degenerate on the Internet, they'll say "censor it!" As a joke.
Person 1: Get a job.

Person 2: Ewww! Censor that word!

Person 3: Yeah, say j*b, or at least add a TW before you say that!
by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
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