horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

reverse leg duck face

The trend going around where girls squat for every picture that is taken.

The reverse leg duck face is defying the laws of gravity, and I don't understand it.

by #FYPC July 10, 2014

duck hole

slang for blow job

oral stimulation of the penis

that girl's got a huge duck hole

by CrewMembers December 19, 2018

Duck Bot

The Person who is dumb and very stupid.

Dang! That guy is a Duck Bot

by Jakoneem April 22, 2022

ducking

When your your phone wants to e a bitch and take over your free will to speak

Katy:I ducking hate you Amy
Katy:ducking bitch
Katy: I mean ducking
Katy: God donut stupid phone
Katy: I am going to ducking jump off a cliff
Amy: fuck you

by what the f- April 29, 2021

fuck and duck

when you have sex with you significant other then break up with them a few hours after

have u heard about bob and rachel?
yeh he did a fuck and duck!!

by Midgit101 July 3, 2019