by Only in ohio October 31, 2023
Get the Jason parkmug. The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
Get the Foster Park Flicker Gooningmug. by shrek’sbigtoe November 24, 2020
Get the Matthew Parkmug. The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.
Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place
Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place
by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024
Get the Parkedmug. A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.
Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.
The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.
The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
by EPB4life April 4, 2022
Get the Edgewater Parkmug. by anonymous November 5, 2021
Get the Park inamug. Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.
Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.
by kurahard298 February 28, 2023
Get the massey park poolsmug.