Milky Potato

A food which Is a rare delicacy around the world, but highly popular and mass produced in Bolton.

Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'.
Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge.
The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.
Ay Love, Pass Ti Milky Potati (Milky Potato)
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Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item
Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato
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tickle potato

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it
John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!
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potato pink

what you say to someone after they say something stupid
a:"can elephants fly?"
b:"potato pink"
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Potato

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Potato Chips

a thin slice of potato made crisp by being fried, baked, or dried and eaten as a snack.
In the UK and Ireland they're called crisps.
"Can I get an order please"
"Sure, What is your order?"
"A vegetable salad with a side of potato chips"
"Got it!"
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Undercooked potato

Dang McKenzie , I look like an undercooked potato today !
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