Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.

Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)

by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019

English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand

I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet

by Pappa Dizzle November 2, 2019

baby dm

a fat ass black nigga ngl he havin motion and shit but he fat wit no hoes; a head 9L member

boy ill get baby dm fuck ya hoe

by The official kanye west November 5, 2021

Baby fishing

Baby fishing occurs , when a woman is on her period. During this time, she goes to the bathroom, and takes a massive shit, which clogs the toilet and her period coloured urine will be mixed with toilet water, thus creating the “pond”. After this, a man goes to the same toilet and puts his penis in the “pond”. This is called baby fishing.

Person A to person B: What’ are you doing this weekend?
Person B: My girfriend is on her period, so I tought I’d do some baby fishing. Wanna come?
Person A: yeah, sure! We should also bring beer!

by MeisterXmeisteR October 6, 2021

gungus baby

typically a man named Theo.
Pronounced 'tay-oh'
Yes I'm talking to you

Me: What's up gungus baby?
Theo Walker: What is going on??
Me: ...

by trigonometricsillygoose November 3, 2022

the baby is you

a very poetic song, featuring how Dave was made pregnant, after calling up his friend, *it is hinted to be karkat.* and taught him a hundred ways to screw., specifically by awakening and having a baby tummy, shaped like a ball, then he was having a baby, but theirs a twist. The baby is John Egbert.

“hOlY sHiT mAn! MoThErFuCkIn’ DaVe Is HaViNg A bAbY!!hE gOt ScReW’d By KaRkAt!!!”
-most likely gamzee, figuring out his friend screwed Dave and he is having a baby.
knowing the baby is you.

by assholeburning January 22, 2022

Throat baby

A person that gives oral sex good

That girl a throat baby

by anonymous December 13, 2021