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Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.
Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww
by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020
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hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard
by raccoomer December 8, 2020
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Zucking Hour

The best time to create a post on Facebook so that everyone will see it.
OMG I'm totally putting up this video of my cat during the Zucking Hour so that it goes viral!
by DScone October 22, 2012
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Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.
Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."
by consoomer420 November 5, 2021
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What the Zuck

An exclamation made when Facebook fails to load correctly or introduces new and unnecessary additions to the News Feed.
After logging onto Facebook, John expected to see his friend's status updates. Instead, his News Feed was clogged with answered questions from the new "questions" app.

"What the Zuck?!?" John screamed. He then proceeded to throw his computer out the window.
by medicalert May 20, 2011
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Mother Zucker

A way to swear at someone while also blessing them at the same time. Instead of Mother F'er, this is the more appropriate "Mother Zucker".

swearing b/c it has the same force and intent of the F word -- but a blessing b/c Mark Zuckerberg has become a billionaire and one of the most influential people of our time (whether or not people like him).
As in - "you Mother Zucker -- i can't believe you got ANOTHER promotion"

As in - "all these mother ZUCKERs need to go ZUCK themselves"
by eSoulbb December 5, 2011
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Zucked

When something is so retarded that no other words can properly convey how mentally fucking scuffed it is.
Hey man.. I zucked up last night

Fuck me dude, the most zucked thing happened to me

Stop acting so zucked, dude
by RealSpeller April 27, 2019
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