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Definitions by DScone

ass distance 

Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.

The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"

I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
ass distance by DSCone June 12, 2013

Zucking Hour 

The best time to create a post on Facebook so that everyone will see it.
OMG I'm totally putting up this video of my cat during the Zucking Hour so that it goes viral!
Zucking Hour by DScone October 22, 2012
Two guys hanging out in the club.... a white woman walks by.... after she passes by one of the guys then says "milk".
Milk by DSCone August 19, 2010