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Zaneb

A girls name, arabic. Zanebs are great writers, beautiful girls, and all around good people.
Zaneb just wrote an amazing poem, and she looked good doing it.
by Vis-A-Lis February 3, 2010
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Zaned

1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.

2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.

3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."

4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
1. "Did i just get zaned?"
2. "I just got zaned"
3. "You totally just zaned me."
by Catherine Janeway October 1, 2007
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New Zanesbridge

The geographical area encompassing Muskingum College, New Concord, Cambridge, and Zanesville, Ohio.

Muskingum College in Ohio is located in the small town of New Concord. Since there is nothing much in this small town, the residents and students often go to the nearby town of Cambridge. Sadly, this town is of little consequence to the rest of the state. The nearby town with name recognition is Zanesville. Therefore, to nebulously describe this geographic area there needs to be a word of its own. New Zanesbridge.
Muskingum Student A: I would really love to go shopping....

Muskingum Student B: At the mall? Or in downtown Cambridge?

MSA: We might have to drive to the other end of New Zanesbridge to find what I am looking for.

MSB: ...
by John Lifeguard March 6, 2009
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Zaneer

Zaneer is a one of a kind mushroom species and is commonly found with a bunny.
Oh look! It's Zaneer Mushroom and his Bunny!
by chocolatepudding21 May 20, 2009
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Zanevia

a very sexy and pretty girl usually good at everything she does and is dating Jack Glinsky
Zanevia is my best friend
by pizaa February 19, 2015
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zanerah

The name Zanerah means investigator. A person who always sees the truth no matter the situation.
Everybody needs a Zanerah in her life to see the fake friends.
by NIAAAA❤️ May 5, 2018
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zaneya

It means intelligent, gifted, and amazing. Mostly used as a girl name. Anybody with this name is extremely unique and talented, period pooh!
Pronounced like this: zAy-nEE-YAH
Teacher:"what's your name sweet heart?"
Student:"My name is Zaneya."
Teacher:"that's so beautiful" :)
by heeehee.z April 14, 2020
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