Slang for the word Cross-Land.
To be an X-Land, is to be a person that follows others around aimlessly
like a lost puppy.
An X-Land is unable to make
sexy-
time with the opposite sex due to lack of intrest and/or inability to have an erection.
An X-Land also hovers behind you as you eat, making you extremely uncomfortable and can scare your chalupa right out your ass.
An X-Land
may spit on you as they talk, try to keep your distance.
An X-Land never stands
like a normal Human Being, they
will always stand much
like Morpheus from The Matrix with their hands behind them, this makes an X-Land easy to spot from afar.
An X-Land is not capable of being productive, and is not good at their job.
The only way to defend youself from an X-Land is to throw up your arms in a big "X" and repetedly yell "X-LAND, X-LAND I cast you out, you X-LAND."
"The other day that X-Land followed me around doing
nothing as I ate my
taco. When i turned around, he was so close behind me, I thought he was going to kiss me"
"I caught this one guy smoking a cigarette, drinking a Diet Coke, Whacking-off, while praying to Jesus as he watched a guy fuck a
donkey in the ass. Fucking X-Land..."
ME- "Hey X-Land, what you thinking?"
X-Land- "....."
ME- "Thats what I thought."
