weblong

Rushing to the internet to find information without engaging brain beforehand!

"I could have worked it out, but I just rushed weblong into Google..."

by Minshaw April 28, 2006

Webdown

A verb. When your wireless internet is down and you are unable to use the internet. A great excuse, too.

"Mrs. Serrano, I would have handed in my paper online last night if my computer didn't webdown on me."

by Lauren Rae May 3, 2007

Weaboo

Usually go by the name of Lawrence or Jasmine, but these humanoid beings, sometimes try to throw you off with an Otis or Josh. They are creatures from a faraway place, called: Japan, they attempt to use trickery of the English language but often slip up with a Japanese word or two. They will often use UWUs in texts, this is a form of assertion of dominance. Beware if you see one, they come in packs up to 4 but on convention days there may be hordes. Save us from pax.

Lawrence: "Ohio Gasimusu"

Literally Anyone Else: "OH NO WEABOO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

Lawrence: "OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU"

Literally Anyone Else: "WAT?"

Jasmine: "One of us, One of us"

Literally Anyone Else: "Hi I'm Otis now. KUWAI DESU!"

by GGEZ123ABC April 3, 2019

Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.

Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.

by e0a8198 February 21, 2010

T-webbed

1: The term used when someone ditches you, or leaves you hanging after previously made plans.

2: Getting lied to about a previous agreement.

Person 1: Eric told me to come on over, but when I got there he was asleep, so I went back home.

Person 2: Wow man, you really got T-webbed

by G-Funk45 November 15, 2011

Sarah Webb

HOTTTTTTT

That Sarah Webb chick is like the hottest person ever

by kalikookie June 29, 2015

Ed Webber

horizontally challenged
also throws stands

All hail the great tomato, Ed Webber

by asdfgjklqwertyuiop November 24, 2016