Shart Warning

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).

After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".

by sweet_thang October 4, 2012

Speakerphone Warning

A courtesy notification given to the person on the other end of a telephone conversation alerting them to the fact that they are on speakerphone. This is done to prevent unintentionally offending someone within earshot of the speaker. Speakerphone warnings are especially tactful if someone that applies to one or more following traits may overhear the conversation: a minority, obese, a woman, management, your wife, an overly religious person, or a cop.

Bella: "Hello?"

Antonio: "Hey it's Tony, you're on speakerphone just so you know. My boss, Ernie, is in the office with me."

Bella: "Thanks for the speakerphone warning. Hi Ernie!"

by Boozy Springer March 16, 2013

Matthew Warner

A English Teacher who has lost his mind in Atlanta who now teaches in P.A. and is Roasted constantly by his First period class.

Matthew Warner-The English teacher.
Redheaded freak that breaks his ankle playing hockey.
The man who has Chicken LEGS.
NOT A BOSS.

by Nash the Smartass May 24, 2017

David Warner

David is a meesenbop that has extremely old fashioned hair.

David Warner is an uh oh spaghettionoonononooonooo

by ianboomer October 15, 2019

Chlom Warning

When you hear the chanting “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” RUN! This is the chant of the demonic Chlom cult. If you don’t own a dog they might burn down your house. Be careful and be aware, take the proper precautions for this growing demonic cult.

Hey do you hear that? “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” OH NO HIDE YOUR DOG AND RUN, THAT’S THE CHLOM WARNING!

by Aaron and Ethan January 13, 2020

LAST WARNING

when a teacher or elder gets mad and is ready to explode on you

LAST WARNING James and zalan

by griffin vander ploeg January 16, 2020

jase warner

Jase Warner is the type of guy to make you feel wanted and loved. He’s very closed off, and he hides his emotions very well. But, if he cares for you he’ll open up more and more, and you’ll realize that he’s the sweetest and most loving person ever. If you find yourself a jase Warner, fucking KEEP him! You’ll regret letting him go. He knows how to have fun, and sticks up for his opinions, and he doesn’t tolerate any bullshit, he doesn’t like to be pushed around and bosses around. So, watch for a jase Warner. He’s secretly very intelligent, and very hot and sexy. He’s the most amazing person ever. Trust me.

“OMG! It’s jase Warner! He’s so hot!”

by PurpleQuees May 18, 2020