global warming

Mother nature putting down her clothe.

Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.

by skeletonian April 18, 2021

Warting

(verb) to pass gas while masturbating
portmanteau of the verbs 'to wank' and 'to fart'

He's very weird, he likes warting. I've seen him do it multiple times

by Gourd_44 October 1, 2021

Warting

(verb) to pass gas in the midst of masturbation
portmanteau of the verbs: 'to wank' and 'to fart'

I honestly couldn't believe it myself, but he likes warting

by Gourd_44 October 1, 2021

Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."

by Kagethelette September 12, 2021

Warping

Warping

I am warping

by Mamalan April 19, 2022

haley warring

she is the most amazing person and shes the best and soososooo funny if you have a friend named haley nicole warring and its me then shes the best.and uh shes the best.

tom:omg is that haley warring?shes coming over here!
me:ur mom
*tom dies laughing*"omg youre so funny haley"

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022

global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

by Petdragon December 28, 2022