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Walrus

the magical act of sucking two penises at a time, giving the image of a walruses tusks
hahaha i bet Janson will go home and walrus with his ugly ass dogs

Trey, go and walrus

Anthony triple walrused in a gay porn video
by The wild docker (GARRETT) December 14, 2010
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walrus cunt

A.a woman who has been fucked so many times her vagina is "as big as a walrus"

B.a woman who will only take in a man of "walrus size"

C.a very nasty derogatory term for a woman who is fat, ugly, bitchy, or slutty

D.the literal term for a walrus's vagina
A.Dave-Yo, Jessica's a walrus cunt
Jim-What?
Dave-She's a slut, you retard!

B.Jessica-Dave, you may be my first, but 4 inches is not going to cut it.
Dave-Damn walrus cunt!

C.Jessica-Look at walrus cunt Sally over there eating her cupcakes!
Susan-Hey! That's not nice!

D.Jim-yo Dave! At the zoo today, while it was asleep i saw some walrus cunt!
Dave-fucking perv!
by Bob "the fizzle" Freddy January 1, 2009
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the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
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Wallu

(Pronounced WULL-OO) One of the most offensive curse-words in the history of mankind.

Historically uttered first by the first man to ever get fired by their boss in the history of mankind. Then it was uttered by Chuck Norris, when it was lost in historical etymology for 95 years because nobody wanted to be the third person to utter the word after Chuck in fear of having their ass delivered to them via USPS the next day.

It was inevitably re-introduced in one of Stephen Hawking's recent (2009) mathmatical formulas to prove time travel.

The fourth to utter it was the hip hop artist Twista, who supposedly mumbled it by accident inbetween one of his lyrics at a bajillion word per second.

It means absolutely nothing - the only word in human language to mean absolutely nothing - which is why it is so devastating.

It sounds offensive, it IS offensive; yet, no authority can penalize, scold, or punish you for saying it. Most e

Discaimer: Expect a lightning bolt from the sky when you decide to grow balls to utter it.
1. "You ffffat wallu."
2. "You're nothing short of a wallu."
3. "Tell your mom thanks for the wallu."
4. "I did a lot of wallu yesterday. I can't go to school."
5. "Last night I wallu'd all over your couch dude, my bad."
6. "W...wa...wallu-" *thunderstrike* *dies*
by Bl4ckR41nH0Q May 20, 2010
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Newport Walrus

The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly.
Show me the newport walrus. AR AR I LOVE NEWPORTS
by joey_commander April 29, 2009
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tagging walls

Doing graffiti on walls of other people's premises.
Ex: Justin Bieber is under police investigation in Rio for allegedlly tagging walls.
by bigguy2013 November 6, 2013
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callum wallis

a lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. he has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. he watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob
wow ur just as bent as callum wallisfingers 😂
by okden April 11, 2020
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