Twat

Someone who is acting the goat and being childish.

Joe: "Jack is being a twat."
Kelly: "Too right, Let's leave, Joe."

by little miss sunshine' (: August 23, 2009

Twat

1. A word used to describe the few that persist to call the BlackBerry phone, a BlueBerry.

2. Some dick who genuinely thinks it's called a BlueBerry!

1. "Oh man, you got that BlueBerry phone!"

"It's BlackBerry."

"Yeah, whatever man!"

"Twat."

2. "So what contract phone were you actually after, Sir?"

"I was thinking about getting the new BlueBerry phone, actually."

"PHAHA! You thick twat - it's BlackBerry. Don't ever come back here again."

*hangs his head in shame*

by someone closer than you think. October 3, 2009

Twatted

Past tense for multiple tweets on Twitter.

I knew Ian was getting married because Armando twatted it out last week!

by Heatstick June 29, 2020

TWAT

Another way to say "what?" To someone you dislike or your best friend.

TWAT I CUNT hear you I have an ear inFUCKtion.

by BitchPlease18 August 19, 2014

TWAT

A twit and a brat combined into on obnoxious human being

Omg Heath is such a twat

by Tarkyn Wilson October 26, 2015

Twat

someone who is disliked thouroughly as they try to be cool.

Peyman: "Hey Sedge, David Jackson copied your hairstyle style completely, and basically your life"

Sedge: "I know hes a complete twat"

by Olotta Forcekin April 16, 2008

twatting

Having cyber-sex via Twitter.

See that girl over there? I was totally twatting her for hours last night.

by Kope123 June 22, 2009