Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

Jäger Tooth Tiger

Another name for a Couger.

Phil says: "Hey chico what are you lookin' to do tonight?"

Diego says: "Man I'm looking to get jumped by a Jäger Tooth Tiger."

by ~Q~ April 21, 2010

Sweet Tooth

One of my favourite cavetown songs.

"Hey, have you heard Sweet Tooth? The song is fucking amazing!

by suzukimotors December 19, 2020

la mesa toothbrush

when you take a piss in someones mouth and they gently rub their teeth against your dick.

oh man, Julie gave Madi a La mesa toothbrush last night!

by el writo January 22, 2010

toothpaste hangover

The effect on you after you brush your teeth, and food and drinks taste disgusting.

Can we eat as soon as my toothpaste hangover goes away?

by Cummy worm July 4, 2011

cum tooth

A person who has teeth that are either normal/yellower colors, and has bits of bright white chunks on some parts of his teeth.

2 kids are in a middle of an argument.

Kid #1- "dude your the stupidest kid ive ever seen"
Kid #2- "i guess but you got cum tooth"
Kid #1- "im speechless, why so personal"
Kid #2- "sorry, its the truth though"

by Luke Lay March 17, 2008

Toothbrush

A person one may have sexual relations with over a short period of time, before disposing of them after 2-3 months, in the same way as one may dispose of a manual toothbrush.

"He's just a toothbrush, I'll find another one."

"I need a new toothbrush."

by RG1993 August 18, 2015