Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.

Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.

by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023

Garage Goblin

A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.

Let's invite Kevin to come with!

He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.

by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022

Titty Goblin

A reference to Mexican nightlife star “Luis Fernando Moya” and his large chest. The term has been popularized in Juarez, Mexico and surrounding region. Additionally, an alcoholic beverage named such is available at Esquina de Chihuas bar in Ave. Juarez. The term Titty Goblin has spread throughout Mexican/ American pop culture and a film is also in the works.

Person 1: “Wow look at those boobs they are huge”
Person 2: “Those are nice but nothing compared to Luis the Titty Goblin”

by Pepe du Pont December 21, 2022

Slobbin’ Goblin

Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.

Rachel is a slobbin’ goblin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Orange Goblin

A US President who uses too much fake tan and who is ridiculously corrupt. He should be impeached and tossed on jail.

Also known as Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a fucking scum bag Orange Goblin and a bitch ass pussy

by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019

Leg Goblin

A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg

" Man did you see that hot girl......Holy crap i think she just gave me a Leg Goblin."

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs

elton john

by geordie October 24, 2003