Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021

perenium falcon

A sexual act in which one person rapidly runs their tongue across another person's perenium ('taint' or 'grundle').

While Tommy was eating Kyra's ass, he decided to surprise her by giving her a perenium falcon.

by Phallus_Aurelius November 22, 2021

Sara Falcon

You know someone whos identify is solely defined by the flaws they have to justify their actions. So do I.

My dyslexia, insomnia, chronic depression, chronic proctrination, OCD, body disphoria, fatigue, pessimistic, social anxiety, physical crippled, delusion of grandeur and blaming people on my failures is why I am such a Sara Falcon.

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 11, 2020

Maltese falcon

A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.

Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.

Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.

Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.

Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!

by Malta Magic May 30, 2018

Falcon 9

A great rocket which has had a perfect flight record so far, as far as I am aware of. It carries people regularly to the ISS, helps Starlink and does many other crazy shit like landing its first stage upright, ready for refurbishment. The Falcon 9 is developed by the genius inventor and billionaire Elon Musk.

The Falcon 9 is a great rocket

by Xosmic February 16, 2021

Falcons effect

An effect where your team or another team in sports choke a big lead in a game, mainly when there's barely any time on the clock.

This term originates from Super Bowl 51 (LI) when the Atlanta Falcons stupidly choked a 28-3 lead against the Patriots somehow.

Viewer: "I can't believe my team choked a bloody 2 point lead in soccer!"
Other viewer: "What a Falcons effect!"

by haterzenx May 7, 2023

Falcon Punch

When you aim for a persons nose during a fight

Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose

by funnypeople08 December 6, 2019