wind tunnel tester

a racial slur directed towards a person of asian decent. their eyes resemble someone that has a heavy wind blown in their face. the squinty eye looks like they are standing in a wind tunnel.

that wind tunnel tester is driving 20 mph under the speed limit with their blinker on

by mentz8 January 21, 2009

Bipolar Texter

An individual who will suddenly, mid-conversation stop responding to you via text. Or, an individual who has reckless emotional swings through text message.

Jamie: "Hey Steve did you talk to Chelsea last night.
Steve: "Yeah dude shes such a Bipolar Texter"
Jamie: "Yep, she does that to everyone"

by TrackieS#1 February 22, 2011

texter's cramp

muscular spasm that develops on the fingers of a person who types and sends texts inordinately.

Dude X: My fingers are hurting unbearably.
Dude Y: Texter's cramp, you know!

by uttam maharjan June 18, 2010

pink texter

A girl, or more precicely a girl who insists on using pink or red or light blue text in AIM especially when they also use a horrible highlight combination like red background and pink text to give you a headache.

who is this pink texter that just IMed you? do I know her?

by maxzilla October 5, 2007

Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013

teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.

Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.

by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008

tweeter

The vagina of a dirty whore.

your mom

by KiLlJoYtHeClOwN January 8, 2003