Techno Tyke

A small or young child that has the latest in technology, i.e BlackBerry, PS3, X-Box 360 and at the same time seen too young to own or fully use the device.

"Look at those elementary school kids...They all have BlackBerry Storms...... What a bunch of Techno Tykes...."

by Giant Black Thunder July 9, 2009

techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow

mark bailey is a techno nonce

by God--- July 21, 2009

Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009

Techno-colored yawn

throwing up, or puking

"man i wasnt feeling well at the party last night and did the Techno-colored yawn all over the yard."

by Darth Roach February 5, 2010

technocorpian

Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocorpian.

by mrflash818 November 27, 2011

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011

techno-skeptic

Someone who is skeptic of technology.

Mr.Baylor was a huge techno-skeptic. He made us write out all of our papers instead of typing them.

by EdenCrystal May 27, 2014