Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything

Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

Surprise Chef

When a girl sneaks up behind you, reaches around and starts giving you a wristy!

The definition comes from the Aussie TV show - The Surprise Chef - hosted by Aristof (A wrist off)

I was drying myself off after a shower and Karen came up from behind and gave me a 'surprise chef'!!

by Asmitty January 13, 2009

surf boat

A surf boat is an oar-driven boat designed to enter the ocean from the beach in heavy surf or severe waves.

Traditionally surf boats were used for rescue during surf life saving patrols. Due to the invention of powered vessels such as inflatable skiffs surf boats are no longer used for rescues.

They are however used in sport, and any surf boat rower will tell you that it is the greatest sport under the sun. Any non surf boat rower will call them nuts!

"There's a wave on in the rivermouth, we'll get a crew together to take out the surf boat"

by MadMolly February 5, 2010

Sure Benny

An expression used as a reply (or a sarcastic encouragement) to people who are obviously stretching the truth, exaggerating, or outright lying.

Benny says, "I've got that same TV at home, but bigger"
Everyone else says, "Sure Benny"

Benny says, "... and then, after I f*cked her....."
Everyone else says "Sure Benny"

Everyone says, "who farted?"
Benny says, "not me"
Everyone says, "Sure Benny"

by jonathad December 6, 2009

Surprise Titties

When a woman's breast look small when she is wearing clothing; however, when she removes her shirt they are surprisingly large.

I thought Sarah had small boobs..but dude, she has surprise titties.

by smoothpuma March 17, 2010

Surround Shelf

Similar to a booty shelf, but it goes all the way around. Big booty, hips, and breasts.

Jon: David, check out the surround shelf.

David: That's a great shelf. I could fix my car's transmission on that surround shelf.

by JonTheMac May 4, 2010