Mexican Stocking

The perfect Christmas present. A stocking full of dirty sanchezes.

Nicole: What did you get for Christmas?

Marc: A bad ass Mexican stocking. Want to try it out?

by Neezy M January 1, 2008

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Storming the Castle

Having forceful (yet consensual)relations with another.

He stormed my castle all night, and it was so good, I'm not walking right tomorrow!
She gave me the green light, I'll be storming the castle tonight...

by StefaniaDarling June 23, 2015

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stocking

creepily following Mark. Not to be confused with stalking. Which means creepily following a person.

Wow -- Eric's already stocking Mark at his not-yet home. Freakshow.

by schneider the writer October 15, 2008

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Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!

by TRexroth November 11, 2010

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Storing

Entering a random, populated store and acting like you work there.

"Dude, have you heard of storing? It's pretty much the new planking!"

"Hey, how can I help you?"
"I was just wondering where the Gatorade was located"
"How should I know? I don't work here."

by 814K3 February 9, 2012

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