dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue

when a man who drinks too much diet pepsi, who cant kiss, shoves his tongue down your throat and leaves a rash on your face from his stubble

i cringed when i thought of his dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue from last night

by fortatkinsonknowitall April 15, 2007

Ya faking stubid

When you piss off a foreigner and they immediately respond with the only insulting term they know in English, attempting to say "you're fucking stupid" which is funny.

Pronounced- Y-AH F-eKIng S-tYooo-bed

Person: "Hey Ajmal, can I see your phone?"
Person: *Drops phone*
Ajmal: "YA FAKING STUBID!"

by Helookslikeshaggyfromscoobydoo October 7, 2017

Stub fuck

a stub fuck is another word for a choad..... your welcome :)

hey man you have a stub fuck; you STUB FUCK!! :D

by bangomathafuka January 30, 2012

Stubbed toe

The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.

Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.

by Mexima August 1, 2017

Stabin Cabin

A small residence located in a dangerous part of town. It could be where you live or a rental unit you maintain.

Frank: Dang, I gotta go to the stabin cabin this week to collect the rent.

by tardsonfire December 23, 2011

stubble bubble

When the loose skin of one's testicles is bunched up, and made to look like a chewed piece of gum.

Male 1: "Hey bro, want some stubble bubble?"
Friend: "Ye-- Ew what the fuck?!"

by Stubbley November 15, 2015

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003