The Polarity Strategy

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

bowl a strike

When a senior citizen, usually, loses control of their whip and crashes into, for instance, a bus stop, taking out 5 men, 3 women and 2 children, 10 people in all, hence the bowling reference. Upon further investigation, this is usually not the first time the driver has done this.

In today's news, Elmer Walter Jones, 89, bowled a strike with his Buick Century this afternoon at the local shopping mall.

by Slashy J. Izzbourne August 23, 2004

pac-man strategy

driving between the broken lines of two lanes

that guy must be driving drunk; he doing the pac-man strategy

by kyndra December 26, 2003

strategic clutter

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is

"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"

by osn4p August 8, 2009

strategic vom

The vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.

Look man, if you're starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.

by Thaned July 31, 2010

Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

strategic slumber

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃

Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!

by outsiderrality June 21, 2019