Stiff

A very lanky woman who is very uncoordinated, and also talks extremely fast to the point that your ears feel like they are going to melt.

Damn did u catch what she just said? Hell no that girl talks way to fast. She is definately a stiff.

by franken dude December 7, 2013

Stiff Blueberry

In order to successfully perform a Stiff Blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. You find one and then proceed to stick your cock in whatever crevace you can find on it's body, until it squirts it's blue ink all over your dick and balls in a last attempt to defend itself. In most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. ;)

Dan:"Dude, I don't remember your dick looking like Papa Smurf"
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"

I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...

by Saklickr1414 December 1, 2007

stiff meds

Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

by GeShan February 24, 2007

struffle

A word used to describe the act of ironic dancing. For example, repeated use of dance moves featured in songs such as 'Saturday Night' by Whigfield and 'Tragedy' by Steps, but used to dance to other songs.
Word is combination of 'struggle' and 'shuffle'

I am going to struffle til dawn, the ladies are gonna love it

by Sparky_08 April 2, 2008

stiffy

A name given to a 1.44MB data disc to differentiate it from a 360MB "Floppy" data disc.

Not used outside South Africa to my knowledge.

To a secretary: Can you give me a stiffy?

by Derek Blount April 15, 2008

Strafford Uglies

Mysterious and deformed (possibly inbred) human-like creatures that live deep in the forest/mountainous regions of Strafford NH. Legend tells that they seek pleasure in capturing, having sex with, and eating their prey regardless of who/what it happens to be.

Don't go camping in a small group, you wouldn't want to get raped by those Strafford Uglies.

by Saftey Ranger Mike May 28, 2009

wet-stiffys

sex without a condom
really hot sex
slime
blow job

boy 1: man I fucked this girl Saturday and she gave me some wet-stiffys.
Boy 2: Lucky bastard
boy 1: yeah I'm that pimpin
boy 2: ahhhhhhhhhhh
boy 1: skeetttt

by kayleen....seli May 6, 2008