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Stretchy Roger 

A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.
Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night.
Stretchy Roger by 1Mudkip88 December 9, 2010

stretching your tackle 

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...
- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."
to get insanely drunk an fuck up your life 'cause some retards in a forum told you "Asbach Uralt" (a german schnaps) is the damn thing to go for in the morning
"My girlfriend just left me. I think i'll make the Streicher now."

"My life sucks. I'm going for the Streicher now."
Streicher by zentrum March 5, 2009

stretched out whore

A woman whose pussy has been pounded so much that fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I finally got to nail Cathy the other night. I never knew what a stretched out whore she was, cause her beef curtains were hanging down to the ground.
stretched out whore by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008

Stretching your Cornucopia 

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.
"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"

Stretched Ham 

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
Stretched Ham by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018