National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 9, 2020

tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!

Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007

Stretch

A tall skinny person. A true beauty.

Ashely Storey is stretch

by Stretch July 10, 2014

albino stretcher

When a black man enters another mans ass who's name is Adam.

I accidentally walked in uninvited and seen an albino stretcher

by B. Black. 66 December 2, 2014

etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically controversial

concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other social sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy

by Sexydimma April 29, 2015

three mile stretch

a skeezey ass hoe, a female who has laid with many men, aka a whore

I wouldn't touch that chick she may look like daisy duke but believe me when I tell you shes a three mile stretch...

by CO_Stoner March 4, 2015

Stratch

When you wake up, to stretch and scratch at once.

When Craigy woke up he stratched, and asked for a sammich.

by Vlademirovka August 23, 2012