National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.
Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
by Mitlander May 10, 2020
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BabaBooey

Uhh funny. Said by the famous Donald trump
by Mitlander October 14, 2020
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Hentai

A term for cartoon porn in which can be what you want. Mankind's greatest achievement after World War 2
Friend: Do you like Hentai?
Me: Who ain't? Samuel Jackson does.
by Mitlander February 16, 2020
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Heart Eyes

Person 1:Have you seen that girl in hentai with those heart eyes?
Person 2: epic
by Mitlander February 16, 2020
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