National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.
Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
by Mitlander May 10, 2020
by Mitlander October 14, 2020
A term for cartoon porn in which can be what you want. Mankind's greatest achievement after World War 2
by Mitlander February 16, 2020
by Mitlander February 16, 2020