by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023
Get the comfy as a starfishmug. by Sank the tank August 4, 2019
Get the Starfish kissmug. A woman who brings nothing to the table and expects to be treated like a queen. No job, lazy sex. A drain on a good man.
by Saahmei November 15, 2020
Get the broke starfishmug. When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
by Brian He July 20, 2008
Get the golden starfishmug. When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.
by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010
Get the screaming starfishmug. N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.
by RedRubber February 14, 2010
Get the Albino starfishmug. The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005
Get the Golden Starfish, themug.