Egg Sample

An egg sample is a sample of egg you may receive at a grocery store, or more likely, Costco.

Also a term used by Tony Biebls when they don't know how to spell example.

"Excuse me sir, would you like an Egg Sample?"

"No thank you, I'm a vegan."

by KiN.KiLLA. March 3, 2009

Urine Sample

Peeing in a Cup

I had to give a Urine Sample in order to get the job as Santa Clause at the mall.

by ClassGuy December 30, 2010

Skeva Sampler

Pick your ass, scratch your balls, scrape your chode, pick your earwax, pick your nose, ...then eat it.

Back in high school, Michael was caught eating his favorite treat, The Skeva Sampler.

by Little Nikki Lowery October 19, 2013

scamp

To take without authorization; to steal. Usually but not always with playful rather than malicious intentions.

One who scamps is said to be a scamper.

The stolen object is said to have been scamped. If it had a previous owner, he or she is also correctly said to have been scamped.

To rescamp is to take the object in question from its original scamper.

Scamping efforts are judged qualitatively based on creativity and resourcefulness. Victims of particularly good scamps are said to have been scamped bad or scamped hard.

Wayne scamped the last slice of pizza by telling Joe that there was a three-screen game of Super Smash Brothers 64 going on upstairs.

I didn't call fives on the seat, so Jill scamped it from me.

by Henderson House December 14, 2008

Sampling

When one gets a Baskin-Robins sampling spoon and sticks it up someones butthole and takes a sample of their poop.

I have been Sampling the girls and guys at my school all year long.

by waitisittuesday October 19, 2012

sampladelic

(adj.) A piece of music (of any genre) that strikes the listener as particularly suited to being sampled and made into a hip-hop song.

That song is kinda wack, but the break is sampladelic.

by MC Prose July 5, 2014

Pampers Sampras

When a man serves up his balls so fast and hard that the object of his passion poops her pants.

I gave her a Pampers Sampras last night, and she poopt 'em good.

by Pat B. April 3, 2007