Giant Squid

1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched sexual depravity.

2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.

Peter: I got a Giant Squid from Sarah last night. Ink is a bitch to get off.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.

by BennyKennedy April 4, 2009

Squid

(v) To diarrhea in a pool, resembling the projectile ink a squid shoots.

I ate Mexican food last night, and when I was at swim practice this morning I squid in the pool.

by UIC123 November 25, 2009

squid

a person who just lets the current of life take him wherever hes going ; a lazy ass

"what are you doing today?" squiddin mayne

or

dude grab me a beer.
"no"
"fuckin squid"

by kevin from boston September 28, 2009

squid

Member of the U.S. Navy, perjorative. Possibly refers to the resemblence between dress white uniforms and kalimari. In any case, referring to a sailor as a squid can be endearing if you know them but it can be equally (and dangerously) offensive if you are a stranger. Be sure to say it with a smile.

Bar patron - "There's an awful lot of you squids out this weekend."
Sailor - "It's payday, you fuckstick."
Alternately, one sailor to another:
"What's up, squid?"
"Nothin', you?"

by nukenabber December 30, 2004

Squid

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.

"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."

by Damien April 23, 2005

squidd

something/someone of minor importance, or status

Hey squidd.

by Emmanuel Lozano August 17, 2003

wet squid

wet squid is another word for vagina or pussy

You're a damn wet squid!

by Claywell March 31, 2007