squeeze

a hug: display of affection in which the arms of one person are wrapped around the torso of another, with gentle constrictive pressure applied.

I am sad, I need a squeeze.

by melancholycoconut April 14, 2006

squeezix

Something you phlegmate, especially when bored.

I'm so bored I could phlegmate my squeezix!

by commodorebeef May 2, 2005

bat squeeze

"Bat squeeze" is a term coined by Mike Malloy, a progressive talk show host from Atlanta. He says that because he can't say bulls**t on the air.

Could it be...bat squeeze?

by Roy Dest May 17, 2009

Squeeze Buddies

Someone you can hug and cuddle with, with no more expectations. Also, Squeeze Buddies are allowed access to the breasts. Similar to the Teddy Person.

Brad and I are Squeeze Buddies. We cuddle often.

by Slipp3ryWingedSheep October 16, 2009

Gentle squeeze

A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.

Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*

by bha gilani September 29, 2009

ball-squeezy

Threatening to a man's perceived sense of man-ness. May apply to any domain of his life: family, work, leisure, etc.

The day after Mark was promoted to supervisor, three of his colleagues walked off the job. That's gotta be a little bit ball-squeezy.

by marie_margot November 13, 2011

Freshly squeezed

Referring to a small new born child straight from the mothers womb.

Did you see that women's baby, kid was freshly squeezed!

by Paddylebee October 21, 2014