Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.
by YAWA March 5, 2020
Get the Exponential Spread mug.A Braxton Family Values original phrase by Mama Evelyn. He said this to his ex husband Michael Braxton Sr. It means he was a bitch ass hoe that put women down to bed and then opened their legs to have sex.
I just don't fuck with him anymore that's why I divorced his ass cause he lay it low and spread it wide.
He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.
He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.
by KB_M December 29, 2017
Get the Lay it low and spread it wide mug.-Skunk Gizzard: Breaker. Breaker. This is the Skunk Gizzard calling out for anyone descending from the heavens of Big Snowy Creek (Road); Come back.
-Liplash: Liplash has his ears on. Go ahead.
-Skunk Gizzard: Go easy on my back door. I got a thirteen letter shit spreader playing cargo to a Pete with it's jake on. If you're comin' down strong, be forewarned that there's no way around. Over.
-Liplash: That's a big 10-4 Gizzard. Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
-Triple S No One / Triple S #1 (possible future handle for the president of SuperScoutSpecialist): This is Triple S No One callin' for Skunk Gizzard and Liplash. An extended warning regarding that Catter-fillered Peter. Come back
-Skunk Gizzard: Go ahead
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP (Driver of Peterbilt): I resemble that. Come back.
-Triple S No One: We're double teaming this road whore. He's my chute and I'm his pusher-upper. You got an okay on the go-around but unless you want to be in the way during or on your way to, the next flight to heaven, it'd be best to get in the rocking chair on this ride. Over.
-Skunk Gizzard: ~click~
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP: I'll be one seat up from you til I take a hard Paint Bank up to the 64 Triple S. Over.
Triple S No One: ~click~
-Liplash: Liplash has his ears on. Go ahead.
-Skunk Gizzard: Go easy on my back door. I got a thirteen letter shit spreader playing cargo to a Pete with it's jake on. If you're comin' down strong, be forewarned that there's no way around. Over.
-Liplash: That's a big 10-4 Gizzard. Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
-Triple S No One / Triple S #1 (possible future handle for the president of SuperScoutSpecialist): This is Triple S No One callin' for Skunk Gizzard and Liplash. An extended warning regarding that Catter-fillered Peter. Come back
-Skunk Gizzard: Go ahead
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP (Driver of Peterbilt): I resemble that. Come back.
-Triple S No One: We're double teaming this road whore. He's my chute and I'm his pusher-upper. You got an okay on the go-around but unless you want to be in the way during or on your way to, the next flight to heaven, it'd be best to get in the rocking chair on this ride. Over.
-Skunk Gizzard: ~click~
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP: I'll be one seat up from you til I take a hard Paint Bank up to the 64 Triple S. Over.
Triple S No One: ~click~
by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
Get the thirteen letter shit spreader mug.During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.
Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*
by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010
Get the Five Finger Spread mug.Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.
My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."
by the Walt February 20, 2005
Get the leg spreading 101 mug.The act in which you take the first two fingers of each hand to spread your partner's pussy so that you can fit your head inside. shaving your head and baby oil may be a good precaution in order to avoid suffocation.
"Dude i just pulled a four finger spread last night and almost got stuck, Mary has a real tight pussy"
by GMILF November 6, 2009
Get the Four Finger Spread mug.The U.S. Congress was taken over by teahadist Republicans. These people who, for whatever reason, are opposed to anything proposed by President Obama. Even though the tea party is only a small, but growing, part of the Republican Party, they seem to hold the House under their control. The "spite" refers to this delusional minority holding the government hostage as they stubbornly try to get their way. This spite lead to the now infamous tea party downgrade and the equally infamous tea party shutdown These teatards would rather destroy our economy and credit rating out of spite than compromise with Democrats.
The tea party damaged America's credit rating out of spite and their opposition to reason and the tradition of compromise. The Republicans' Spite House is a big problem for Obama, the Congressional Democrats and all Americans!
by luckyblackcat13 December 23, 2013
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