splooshy

the way you define somebody's looks

you make it your own word.

damn kristina you be looking SPLOOSHY today!

i swear vanessa smelled so damn splooshy yesterday (; it was turning me on.

BITCH YOUR FACE IS SPLOOSHY!

by vah-ness-uh. (: March 20, 2011

sploogal

the sploogal is any part if the inner body that could perhaps burst, the ass or the appendix or anything that is not feeling good on the insideof you.

Also a point of entry for ass bandits too.

Oh my god, if i dont chuck a shit soon I am going to burst my sploogal

That shit was so big that I thought my sploogal was going to rupture.

My boyfriend went for my sploogal last night and I had to put up with the pain.

by Jasmin Gartner May 29, 2005

splooge

The correct word that some people pronounce "spooge." They are wrong. The word has an "L" in it.

"I shot my spooge all over her face."

"You mean, 'splooge?' What? Can't you talk right?"

by GrammerNazi May 8, 2013

Splooge

When a woman makes bonless things hard then u splooge all over a cat

Splooge is also know to come out Your bungerhole or bunger if u have a problem splooging then u should tell ur doctor to jack it for u. Also bunger nom

I splooged when the woman told me to eat the cat shit.

by Vectrite December 3, 2014

Sploodge

When you randomly bust a nut

I sploodged last night when I was talking to my parents

I was walking around naked and I sploodged all over the ground and wall

by Mass jizzer October 26, 2017

Sploosh

To drop somthing into the toilet

Man, I just made a huge sploosh in the toilet!

by JiggleyTeets March 18, 2009

You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.

Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.

by MarceltheGreat March 20, 2011