butt semen

The bloody ejaculate that oozes from your ass virgin conquest after you pummelled that stinky tight ass.

My butt semen stained Brittany's parents bed sheets after I nailed that ass virgin last night in a drunken 4 hour fuck fest.

by mitsuman February 25, 2007

Semen Inferno

Assuming the splooge is infact flammable, the semen inferno is achieved by cumming onto a female (generally on the back or stomach) and then quickly proceeding to ignite the semen using a lighter, matches, etc. Then enjoy the show.

#1 "why are there bandages on Mary's back?"

#2 "oh Jay started a Semen Inferno over the weekend"

#1 "niice"

by The Real Tiger Woods March 1, 2008

semen

Man chowder.

by Galkan Sausage August 16, 2003

Semen

A simple word of which replaces the word 'cum'. Not just in a sexual context, but say you were going to go somewhere you would use the word Semen instead of come or go or going. Semen can also be used in verious other contexts, shown in the examples below. It is derived from Essex, while being used widely and is taking over the modern language.

"I just Semened"
"You Semening to the shops?"
"Where are we semening today?"
"WHAT THE SEMEN!" or "WTS"

by JK,x September 5, 2009

Semen Demon

A monster for your moisturizer.

Stop Sleeping with Laka or I'm going to become a Semen Demon!

by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021

Semen

Dick Dreck, the stuff that comes out of the end of a man's dick sometimes.

Sheldon's dick dreck was all over the place - on the sofa's blue velour covering, on the wall, on the floor, and some had even gotten onto the package of Lieber breadsticks that Shirley had left on the coffee table. "Is that kosher?" Shirley asked breathlessly.

by Brammy September 16, 2005

Sement

Dried up cum or semen on ones body part.

"Dude, How was that chick last night?
"Dude she semented my face!!"

by Pooey_1980 September 7, 2009