Reverse Scauri Slurp 

When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up

My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family

Reverse Scauri Slurp by spickles22 November 18, 2024

Bolivia Aquatic Slurp

The Bolivia Aquatic Slurp is when your girl or a girl is having explosive diarrhea and instead of helping her wipe you slurp it while scuba diving in a tropical place.

I heard when they went on vacation harry gave her the Bolivia aquatic slurp treatment

Bolivia Aquatic Slurp by Poop the frog March 10, 2026

raisin slurpee 

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.

Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.

raisin slurpee by bpsizzle January 9, 2018

Raisin Slurpee 

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.

Raisin Slurpee by Loose Stool October 11, 2018

Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016

slurpyhorsepussy 

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.

Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.

slurpyhorsepussy by JillianQuist November 20, 2019

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015