Shoeburger

1: A meal that is made when you mix shoes and burgers together.
2: A person who goes by this username. Also known as the "Idiotic meme person".

Shoeburger isn't sex i Freaking hate you if You think so!!

by therealshoeburger October 20, 2019

tennis shoe chaser

A type of groupie solely after professional atheletes or rap stars.

If a guy is in an up-scale club but has on tennis shoes; tennis shoe chasers flock to him. He must be bankin'.

by bangieb May 24, 2006

my shoe

Original cell phone - Get Smart's Maxwell Smart had a Shoe Phone. Hence my shoe

Leaving the house now, you can get me on my shoe

by snuffleupagus April 19, 2005

kicking the shoe home

to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state.

"awhu, Rory. We'll be kicking the shoe home tonight."

by bjs June 27, 2006

Shoe Wedgie

When you grab the bottom of the shoelace and pull on it so the entire shoe tightens up. Causing an inconvienence to the victim.

Julia had to take off her shoe and fix her laces because her sister gave her a shoe wedgie.

by The Lemon Hunter July 26, 2005

shoe-head

Someone who is in love with shoes. Whether it's heels, boots, or kicks, etc. 2. Experiencing a rush or sensation at the sight of a new pair of shoes. 3. Feeling obligated to buy a certain pair of shoes.

At the sight of a pair of shoes, your heart skips a beat or your day brightens up, you are a shoe-head.

You buy a new pair of shoes and your bills are due the next day, you're a shoe-head.

by Heather Beeman March 5, 2008

Shoe Whore

One who owns an excessive number of shoes or has trouble getting rid of old shoes.

I counted 12 pairs of shoes in Juan's room. What a shoe whore.

by Vanilla Chunky October 9, 2009