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It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.
I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.
by CalSouth March 11, 2015
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Sheesh

The flavored Tobacco you put in a Hooka.
That sheesh we smoked yesterday was Strawberry.
by Kelc B October 16, 2008
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Kansas City Seesaw

A sexual position in which one invites another over to their home to have sex. Once they arrive, however, the first person throws hot soup in their face. Then the victim's entire extended family jumps out from the other room and screams. The victim is then chased down the block by the first person and is killed.
Person 1: Hey, wanna come over later for some sex? I made some seafood bisque too, incase you're hungry!
Person 2: What? Do you think I'm stupid? I can smell a Kansas City Seesaw a mile away!
by Gill T. February 5, 2010
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seeshoumaru

by someone k. diddy December 9, 2003
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polish seesaw

when someone is having a threesome and the girl goes in the middle while one guy shoves it up the coochie and the other guy rams the ass while the girl goes back and forth
dude i just did a polish seesaw last night, it was magical
by bloody vibrator January 16, 2014
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Switch Sides

After Joan divorced her husband, she decided to switch sides and be with another woman.
by kanaan316 April 9, 2022
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sideswipe

the process of masturbating by rubbing the penis on the inside of the left or right thigh with the opposite hand
Dude, i had a super-satisfying sideswipe session yesterday.
by rinkle123 January 5, 2011
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