Shower Buddies

A term used for bathing partners that engage in hygiene routines with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend/girlfriend relationship (can be applied to heterosexuals or homosexuals.) The purpose of shower sharing is for a more lively cleansing activity in order to improve the mundane tedious chore or cleaning oneself.

Ryan: “Showering is so boring”
Richard: “Wanna be shower buddies?”
Ryan: “Yeah! Let’s clean each other!”

by thugmuff1n March 23, 2010

Vanilla shower

When a man shoots a load onto someones face.

Azam gave lucas a vanilla shower while he slept.

by Azam January 27, 2007

jersey shower

When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.

I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.

by buttplaster August 1, 2010

Shower Tissue

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.

"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"

by Jeff Aalms October 10, 2008

shovelface

when someone has the facial appearance of having been hit, full-force in the face by a shovel, therby making them a "shovelface" the person then has a very flat face, normally they are hideously ugly.

"ugh! she has a bitch of a shovelface!"

by jonobello February 7, 2006

Shower Bowl

A bowl(s) of marijuana that is smoked before or while the smoker is taking a shower. The benefits of a shower bowl include but are not limited too,

-No chance of smelling like cannabis after you have taken your shower.

-Legitimate excuse for red eyes
-Fan in the bathroom gets rid of a lot of smoke/smell.

"BazinBotany420 : dude i just took a shower bowl, it rocked.

hashcity420 : nice."

by blazingbotany January 27, 2010

Braveheart Shower

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.

I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.

by Listat January 4, 2009